Onion Rings Quotes by Joan Rivers

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• Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. — Erma Bombeck
• It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that? — Jared Leto
• His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield
• That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for… — Mitch Hedberg
• All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings… — George Lindsey
• He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket. "I see Sophie has been busy again.… — Diana Wynne Jones
• pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami
• You give her all your french fries, even when she won't give you back onion rings,' Sophie says. 'And when you say… — Jodi Picoult
• At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner.… — Jay Leno
• My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and… — Joan Rivers

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