Onion Rings Quotes

10 quotes by 10 authors

• Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. — Erma Bombeck
• It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that? — Jared Leto
• His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield
• That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food… — Mitch Hedberg
• All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate… — George Lindsey
• He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket. "I see Sophie has been busy again. Couldn't you have… — Diana Wynne Jones
• pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer,… — Haruki Murakami
• You give her all your french fries, even when she won't give you back onion rings,' Sophie says. 'And when you say her name it… — Jodi Picoult
• At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met… — Jay Leno
• My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of… — Joan Rivers

Who Wrote These Onion Rings Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 10 Onion Rings Quotes as follows:

• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Erma Bombeck
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Jared Leto
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by George Lindsey
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Haruki Murakami
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Jodi Picoult
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Joan Rivers
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Onion Rings Quote by Diana Wynne Jones