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Off Quotes by George Carlin
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does…
- Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it…
- I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off…
- I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially…
- What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
- And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front…
- Think off-center.
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't…
- Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town.
More Off Quotes
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- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin
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