"Think off-center." — George Carlin
"Think off-center."
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George Carlin
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and…
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When we speak the word 'life,' it must be understood we are not referring to life as we know it…
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Foreignness is all around. Only in the heart of the heart of the country, namely the heart of the United…
— Margaret Atwood
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The center that I cannot find is known to my unconscious mind.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. My faith has been the center…
— Michele Bachmann
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If one does away with the fact of the Resurrection, one also does away with the Cross, for both stand…
— Hans Urs von Balthasar
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Without a doubt, at the center of the New Testament there stands the Cross, which receives its interpretation from the…
— Hans Urs von Balthasar
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Whoever removes the Cross and its interpretation by the New Testament from the center, in order to replace it, for…
— Hans Urs von Balthasar
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PLease, do not visualize that we exist above you such as in heaven. The concepts above and below are products…
— Hans Bender
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Here at home, when Americans were standing in long lines to give blood after the attack on the World Trade…
— Joe Biden
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Worry is a cycle of inefficient thoughts whirling around a center of fear.
— Corrie Ten Boom
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The World Trade Center site will forever hold a special place in our city, in our hearts. But we would…
— Michael Bloomberg
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