"Bowling is not a sport because you have……" — George Carlin

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.… - George Carlin
"Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!"

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