Chops Quotes

74 quotes by 73 authors

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major… — George Carlin
Slowly, with a look of intense concentration, he got up and advanced on me ... put out a front paw, and stroked my cheek as… — Sylvia Townsend Warner
I did theater before I got into TV and everything I did was serious, so it was definitely fun for me to pull out those… — Amanda Bynes
Some days you get up and put the horn to your chops and it sounds pretty good and you win. Some days you try and… — Dizzy Gillespie
Comedy is like music. You have to know the key and you have to find players with good chops. — Christopher Guest
My chops are still up, even though I`m not still in high school. — Travis Barker
I figured as I got older, the good roles for women would be in the theatre. So 15 years ago I started building a Broadway… — Kathleen Turner
Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach… — Edward Abbey
I know when I started I would have been happy to sound like the Beatles or Joe Tex or whoever. You want to sound like… — Jon Anderson
I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make… — Brian Regan
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli
The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the… — Barry White
I needed an opportunity to get back in the studio and get my recording chops back together. — Pat Travers
Don't make the mistakes I made of not taking care of myself. Please, keeps your chops cool and don't overblow. If you are going to… — Freddie Hubbard
I owe the public a good performance, the best I can give. We really bust our chops on 'CHiPs' but when I go home and… — Larry Wilcox
I haven't stopped playing. If you play all the time, then your chops are up and you tend to grow. — Neal Schon
Iâ€™ve worked with such legendary guitar players as Allan Holdsworth, Ronnie Montrose, Eric Clapton, Lowell George and Steve Vai, but none of them come close… — Ted Templeman
Bit parts in Mediocre TV shows won't develop your acting chops. — Stephen Collins
I think there are very few invisible musical instrument players out there who can claim the chops and sheer perseverance of BjÃ¶rn TÃ¼roque, the world's… — John Hodgman
That's the clarinet I used to use... but it's just a piece of wood, you know, with holes in it and they put these clumsy… — Artie Shaw

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