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Nice Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
- There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
- Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
- Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to…
More Nice Quotes
- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
- I'm not an animal lover if that means you think things are nice if you can pat them, but I am intoxicated… — David Attenborough
- I've been to Nepal, but I'd like to go to Tibet. It must be a wonderful place to go. I don't think… — David Attenborough
- I am nice to everybody. But people really take advantage of it. — Dan Auerbach
- I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap. — Dan Aykroyd
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
- I'm not such a big star. I am just a little planet. In Spain, people don't put so much attention on the… — Antonio Banderas
- It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. — Brigitte Bardot
- When you're young, you're always wondering when you're actually going to feel like a grownup. And I think you probably fear it,… — Drew Barrymore
- The woman who purposely destroys her unborn child is guilty of murder. With us there is no nice enquiry as to its… — Saint Basil
- It would perhaps be nice to be alternately the victim and the executioner. — Charles Baudelaire