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- I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell…
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up…
- Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
- The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
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