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News Quotes by Jay Leno
- Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'
- The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
- In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't…
- In a groundbreaking move, the Associated Press, the largest news-gathering organization in the World, will no longer use the term 'illegal immigrant'. They will now…
- The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
- The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight.…
- Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
- Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
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- I remember when Lindbergh arrived in Paris, I was one of the first persons to know about his landing, because as the… — Josephine Baker
- The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier. — Javier Bardem
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- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news… — Dave Barry
- When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. — Bernard Baruch
- I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it… — Glenn Beck
- I've got some news... I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to… — Adele
- No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. — Annie Besant
- My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination. — Jello Biafra
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