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Needs Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently…
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- Whatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE…
- SAT tests are designed by huge panels of experts in education and psychology who work for years to design tests in which not one single…
- Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million…
- What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.
- Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually…
- Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
- To defend Western Europe we have to let the Pentagon buy all these tanks and guns and things, and the Pentagon is unable to buy…
- Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good…
- Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales…
- A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just…
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- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- The essence of Taoism is really expressed by these few words. Taoism is the way of the child, the way of the… — Frederick Lenz
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- Water uses itself to go beyond whatever it needs to go beyond. — Frederick Lenz
- A Very Good Relationship Needs Just 2 Things..... A Little Time To Be Spent With Them And A True Care To Be… — Ritu Ghatourey