"What I need is a search engine that,……" — Dave Barry
"What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Comes Back Quotes
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Kindness comes back like a boomerang to those who are kind. Perhaps, its return takes years. Perhaps, the kindness returns…
— John Templeton
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Every day my love for you grows higher, deeper, wider, stronger... It grows and grows until it touches the tip…
— Unknown Author
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Life is an echo. What you send out comes back. What you sow you reap. What you give you get.…
— Zig Ziglar
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It comes back to what Chief Jay Strongbow told us years ago, 'In this business you can make friends or…
— Scott Hall
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The grower of trees, the gardener, the man born to farming, whose hands reach into the ground and sprout, to…
— Wendell Berry
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I absolutely believe in the power of tithing and giving back. My own experience about all the blessings I've had…
— Ken Blanchard
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Anything that you throw comes back. All your actions are echoes.
— Swami Satchidananda
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis…
— Bill Hicks
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We believe we are hurt when we don't receive love. But that is not what hurts us. Our pain comes…
— Alan Cohen
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Listen - life is really going on, right now, around us. Do you see it? Sometimes I lose it but…
— Robin Morgan
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If a man will kick a fact out of the window, when he comes back he finds it again in…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You simply pour, it will come. And if it is not coming, nothing to be worried about - because a…
— Rajneesh
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