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- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- So I live in Los Angeles, and it's kind of a goofy place. They have an airport named after John Wayne. That ought to explain…
- There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.
- There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to…
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- I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am… — Madonna Ciccone
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- For I have shown from the Scriptures, that no one of the sons of Adam is as to everything, and absolutely, called… — Irenaeus of Lyons