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My Mother Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
- My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
- My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
- I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
- My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three…
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