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- I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. — Drew Carey
- I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one… — Dave Chappelle
- A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. — Jimmy Carr
- You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks.… — Jamie Foxx
- Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. — Frank Carson
- All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my… — Judd Apatow
- If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had… — Gabourey Sidibe
- I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one… — Rebecca De Mornay
- I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette… — Stephen Colbert
- I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally… — Dave Attell
- My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people… — Zach Galifianakis
- Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. — Joel McHale