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My Friend Quotes by George Carlin
- When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers…
- Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
- Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit,…
More My Friend Quotes
- I want my friend to miss me as long as I miss him. — Saint Augustine
- I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told… — William Blake
- Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me… — Albert Camus
- Martyrs, my friend, have to choose between being forgotten, mocked or used. As for being understood - never. — Albert Camus
- My friend, the Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh, was murdered in 2004 for having been insufficiently reverent toward Islam. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
- We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
- When I was able to go to school in my early years, my third grade teacher, Ms. Harris, convinced me that one… — John Henrik Clarke
- Repression is the only lasting philosophy. The dark deference of fear and slavery, my friend, will keep the dogs obedient to the… — Charles Dickens
- Corporations are people, my friend ... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think… — Mitt Romney
- Is my mother my friend? I would have to say, first of all she is my Mother, with a capital 'M'; she's… — Sophia Loren
- My friend is one... who take me for what I am. — Henry David Thoreau
- It's really hard to find things that are worth leaving them for. [Balancing work and motherhood is] really hard. One night in… — Gwyneth Paltrow