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Money Quotes by Jay Leno
- The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that…
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money…
- When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.
- According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.
- Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned…
- Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a…
- Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.
- It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody…
- Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time…
- According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than…
- Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
- There is a penalty for trying to knock down a cockpit door, but it's the people who try to go from coach to 1st class…
- Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.'…
- Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the…
- The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.
More Money Quotes
- I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets.… — Paul Auster
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. — Richard Armour
- I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses… — Frank Abagnale
- The extravagant expenditure of public money is an evil not to be measured by the value of that money to the people… — Chester A. Arthur
- There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- Get that right, then- if you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your… — Rowan Atkinson
- Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. — Jane Austen
- Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does. — Jane Austen