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Mom Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is…
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down…
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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- Growing up, my ideals were Barbra Streisand, Cher, and my mom. — Kevyn Aucoin
- My mom was such a strong character. I don't want to say she was like a man, but she was tough. — Lance Armstrong
- Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood… — Anita Baker
- I've always competed in those shows. Like, I won 'Fear Factor', I did 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here', I… — Stephen Baldwin
- Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. — Hosea Ballou
- A mother's happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond… — Honore de Balzac
- The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. — Honore de Balzac
- The art of motherhood involves much silent, unobtrusive self-denial, an hourly devotion which finds no detail too minute. — Honore de Balzac
- It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in visible and tangible fashion; it is a… — Honore de Balzac
- My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet. — Tyra Banks
- My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music. — Travis Barker