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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'
— Jeb Bush
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A meow massages the heart.
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Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
— Hank Ketcham
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Just what part of meow don't you understand?
— Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D.,…
— Peter R. Orszag
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A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.
— Bob Dylan
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That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.
— Magnus
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I recognize that I have a unique position to be a role model to young girls because I am doing something that…
— Danica McKellar
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Meow” means “woof” in cat.
— George Carlin
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Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!
— Charles Dickens
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because you always have a clock strapped to your body, it's natural that i should think of you as the correct time:…
— Richard Brautigan
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(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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