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Men Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
- Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no…
- Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
- Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
- What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we…
- I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
- Men want to make women happy.
- Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,…
- Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
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