"Well, sometimes we do actually have to get……" — Jerry Seinfeld
"Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex."
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192 Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld has 192 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If…
- We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep.…
- I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
- I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die,…
- It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body…
- Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is…
- Why would anybody want a friend?
- It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let…
- Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
- Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a…
More Always Trade Quotes
This quote is filed under Always Trade Quotes, one of 2 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
- We always trade our time and resources for what we bring into our life. — Jordan Blake Michiels