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- Like me or not, I am the only one who has won the world's three most important leagues. So, maybe instead of… — Jose Mourinho
- I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe… — Jack Handey
- Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree... — Hamish Blake
- Maybe instead of stalking her, you should go out with someone else." He sighed. "You don't think I've tried? How can anyone… — Richelle Mead