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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Popular Maui quotes from across the collection:
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People have nannies and big cars, and they want to go to Maui for Christmas. When there are those kind of stakes…
— Amy Sherman-Palladino
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I would rather live one day in Maui than one month in New York.
— Charles Lindbergh
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The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby…
— Sammy Hagar
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I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful…
— Steven Tyler
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You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in…
— George Carlin
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I love Hawaii. I really enjoy surfing in Oahu, and Waianae is such a great area. And Maui - I like Maui…
— Troy Polamalu
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I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.
— Bobby Lee
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The best part about Maui is that I can spend a lot of time outside. My off-season is April, May, and June.
— Julia Mancuso
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I come to Maui and go surfing, standup paddling, slacklining, swimming, and free-diving.
— Julia Mancuso
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Maui reminded me of San Diego: beautiful, but crowded.
— Larry Ellison
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I love Maui.
— Don Nelson
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See, now I take trips to Baghdad dummy. While I use stacked chips and count Arab money now, I don't need to…
— Busta Rhymes
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