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Masturbate Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate.
- I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.
- Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life...
- When everything fails, masturbate.
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check…
- My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times.
- Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.
- Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me.
- When life gets too stressful...Masturbate.
- Whenever you're feeling sad masturbate, because every sad story deserves a happy ending.
- Always masturbate, because there's homeless kids in Africa with no arms who can't.
- I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.
- If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends.
- If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.
- At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by how nice her…
- Choosing not to masturbate is like owning a playground but never playing on it.
- Youre probably doing something wrong if you have to give a press conference every time you masturbate.
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- Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people… — Madonna Ciccone
- If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
- Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes… — Anna Kendrick
- If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller
- If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties. — Amy Poehler
- I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. — Dave Attell
- I want to make a movie that has enough impact that it's going to do what it needs to do. But I… — David Fincher
- The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust. — Christine O'Donnell
- It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust… — Christine O'Donnell
- We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie. — Joycelyn Elders
- I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear… — Zach Braff
- Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred… — Gay Talese