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• I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to… — Mary J. Blige
• I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy. — Jo Brand
• Because I worked as a newspaper reporter for about 14 years before attempting my first novel, I learned to write… — Geraldine Brooks
• We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provides barely a hundredth… — Bill Bryson
• To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun. — Robert Burton
• Every candle that gets lit in the dark room must feel a little rejection from the darkness around it, but… — Kirk Cameron
• When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp… — George Carlin
• In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. — George Carlin
• In a pitch black room, you can affirm "let their be light" or you can light one candle. — Ken McCarthy
• I ate breakfast in the kitchen by candle-light, and then drove the five miles to the station through the most… — Jean Webster
• Persons grouped around a fire or candle for warmth or light are less able to pursue independent thoughts, or even… — Marshall McLuhan
• The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of… — Albert Einstein

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