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Married Quotes by Green Monk
- Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.
- Everything was going well for them... and BAM! they got married..
- I typed married but it was auto-corrected to martyred. Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence.
- Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen…
- Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what?
More Married Quotes
- Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. — Jane Austen
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have been a… — Michele Bachmann
- I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look… — Alec Baldwin
- I like getting married, but I don't like being married. — Don Adams
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking… — Eric Bana
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them. — Ernie Banks
- I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in… — Roseanne Barr
- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry
- People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. — Shirley Bassey