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- Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
- He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!
- Man was not intended to live alone... marriage is the best cure for that wretched lingering over one's work. I think I must feel more…
- There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and…
- I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my…
- Everyone is lonely sometimes, even married people. But most single women (as well as women with spouses) actually enjoy their solitude.
- Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married.
- The belief that married-couple families are superior is probably the most pervasive prejudice in the Western world.
- When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.
- The moment you know that this is the person with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, you should start the engagement…
- Get yourself healthy before you get yourself married. Too often we bring our unexamined selves into our marriage relationship. Also, have a cultivating commitment to…
- David Shire and I have been happily married for 21 years! We have a 12-year-old son. David is a genius. He writes the most magnificent…
- Imagine that you wanted your children to learn the names of all their cousins, aunts and uncles. But you never actually let them meet or…
- If Jack, Frank and Mary are in a loving relationship and were all for marriage equality, then why aren't the three of them covered in…
- Happiness is being married to your best friend.
- To be married to a wife who can set type is happiness indeed.
- An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.
- I have no plans of getting married so soon
- I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married.
- Now, I'm for interracial marriage. I'm for same-sex marriage. I'm the one that introduced the bill to have same-sex marriage. I don't care who marry…
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- I like getting married, but I don't like being married. — Don Adams
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- I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them. — Ernie Banks