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Married Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?
- Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work?
- For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!
- You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
- If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.
- After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never speak again.
- HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)
- MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot
- MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out
- A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
- Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility…
- The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together.
- Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single and have a…
- Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain…
- A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside…
- COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with ones girlfriend.
- Why would I buy a dishwasher? I married one.
- Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? It has the same pictures, month after month after month after...
- I have been married to my wife 10 years today, Having sex with just one person in 10yrs is pure dedication. I don't know how…
- For happily married life, You must cheat on your wife.
- When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.
- Facebook; married peoples gateway drug to adultery.
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- I like getting married, but I don't like being married. — Don Adams
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking… — Eric Bana
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them. — Ernie Banks
- I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in… — Roseanne Barr
- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry
- People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. — Shirley Bassey