"A couple is married for 47 years and……" — Nikhil Saluja
"A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside the coffin, the woman yells, Oh, my God! She lived another four years. She dies again. The pallbearers are swinging the coffin. The husband yells, Watch out for the wall!"
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Nikhil Saluja
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