"Why do so many new brides get crow's……" — Green Monk
"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what?"
More Brides Quotes
- A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked… — Honore de Balzac
- That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. — James M. Barrie
- Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. — Ambrose Bierce
- When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. — Elizabeth Bowen
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was… — Jo Brand
- I was sad that Corpse Bride was so short. I would've liked to have had her around for way longer.… — Helena Bonham Carter
- Where there is great love, there are always wishes. — Willa Cather
- One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of… — Jennifer Aniston
- He who reads the Bible in translation is like a man who kisses his bride through a veil. — Unknown Author
- He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting… — William Shakespeare
- Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room… — Bill Maher
- The effects of opposition are wonderful. There are men who rise refreshed on hearing of a threat, men to whom… — Ralph Waldo Emerson