Suck Quotes

565 quotes by 426 authors

I think all my videos suck. — Bryan Adams
If you're going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day and get the most… — Drew Barrymore
But marriage goes in waves. You've got to be patient. People bail and give up on their marriages way too early. They just don't put… — Anna Benson
This music business can suck all the love out of you, all the compassion for people - you can start to think you're better than… — Mary J. Blige
It's disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There's no bravado to… — Kobe Bryant
Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule. — Julie Burchill
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. — Woody Allen
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck. — Tre Cool
I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck. — Aleister Crowley
Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had… — Ani DiFranco
I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress. — Cameron Diaz
The one thing about being a dude and writing from a female perspective is that the baseline is, you suck. The baseline is it takes… — Junot Diaz
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. — Beth Ditto
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were… — Craig Ferguson
I had an Indiana Jones fedora that I loved. I don't know what happened to it. I don't know where it went. Wish I had… — Nathan Fillion
Beware the tyranny of the weak. They just suck you dry. — Anthony Hopkins
Tonight I'll dust myself off, tonight I'll suck my gut in, I'll face the night and I'll pretend I got something to believe in. — Jon Bon Jovi
I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. — Denis Leary
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. — Denis Leary
My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up… — Denis Leary

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