Suck Quotes

565 quotes by 401 authors

Men suck, even imaginary ones — James Patterson
Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck? — Tite Kubo
Maybe you're one of those people who writes poems, but rarely reads them. Let me put this as delicately as I can: If you don't… — Kim Addonizio
If you stay, I'll do whatever you want. I'll quit the band, go with you to New York. But if you need me to go… — Gayle Forman
That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea.… — Miranda July
What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the… — Anne Carson
Oh no, no, no! Are you going to suck my blood? (Amanda Do I look like a lawyer to you? (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why do all men have to suck? I knew you all sucked and still I stupidly fell in love with one of you. Why? Why… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Pain is a byproduct of life. Thatâ€™s the truth. Life sometimes sucks. Thatâ€™s true for everyone. But if you donâ€™t face the pain and the… — Jim Butcher
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? — Rachel Caine
Which is why you deal with demons. (Acheron) Who are even more pathetic than humans when you think about it. Personally, Iâ€™d rather play video… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I canâ€™t touch him. (Jared) Well, donâ€™t you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldnâ€™t agree more. Just be grateful itâ€™s not contagious. (Jared) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if thatâ€™s true or not. If… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And if we fail? (Delphine) Itâ€™ll suck to be human. (Madoc) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Câ€™mon, sweetie, you can say it. (Delphine) (She moved his mouth playfully with her hands.) You donâ€™t suck, Delphine. Iâ€¦you. Câ€™mon, Jericho. I only bite… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Cal says that humans are made from the nuclear ash of dead stars. He says that when I die, I'll return to dust, glitter,rain. If… — Jenny Downham
I wanted to live deep and suck out the all the marrow of life (...). — Henry David Thoreau
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck. — Laurell K. Hamilton
What's this about?" "Finally. Interest," was the only response. "If this is one of your tricks..." Like the time Torin had ordered hundreds of blow-up… — Gena Showalter
What's the opposite of suck? Un-suck? — Anthony Bourdain

Who Wrote These Suck Quotes

401 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: