Suck Quotes
565 quotes by 401 authors
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Things... well, things suck sometimes. And sometimes you can fix it. And sometimes you can't. It's just the way it is.
— Elizabeth Scott
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Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said,…
— Janet Evanovich
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What's the big deal with France? How come everyone wants to go there? Let me tell you about France. Their music sucks. Their movies suck.…
— David Levithan
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He rolled his eyes. "First, my Dad's Korean and my mom was Swedish. Second, I totally suck at math. I don't like cuckoo clocks or…
— Kelley Armstrong
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...I normally can't stand vice-free people. They conflate a narcissistic instinct for self-preservation with moral superiority. Plus they suck the life right out of a…
— Dennis Lehane
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How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse?
— Laini Taylor
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Any tips for winning?†she’d asked. “Yeah. Do what you gotta do to survive.†“That’s it? Wow. You suck at pep talks.
— Gena Showalter
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Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
— Roald Dahl
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You'll be found, your nickels, dimes and Indian-heads fused by electroplating. Abe Lincolns melted into Miss Columbias, eagles plucked raw on the backs of quarters,…
— Ray Bradbury
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The failures are not due to any injustice, but to an inner defect. It is always caused by the person himself. Yes, I know, you…
— Anais Nin
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Pulling out his daggers, he kept them in his sleeves, just in case he happened upon someone who wouldn’t understand why a tall, dark-haired man…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Now I had seen the grief of the two strongest people I knew. And somehow, Daddy's and Edie's crying made them seem even stronger to…
— Silas House
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Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor
— Yasmine Galenorn
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
— Bill Hicks
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Mitchell Sanders was right. For the common soldier, at least, war has the feel-the spiritual texture-of a great ghostly fog, thick and permanent. There is…
— Tim O'Brien
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You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.
— Jim Butcher
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So, you’re hitting on Clare the Fair.†“I’m not hitting on her. I’m exploring the possibility of seeing her on social terms.†“He’s hitting on…
— Nora Roberts
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Happiness is the most natural thing in the world when you have it, and the slowest, strangest, most impossible thing when you don't. It's like…
— Dan Wells
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I’ve been thinking about that ever since. Am I lucky? Am I lucky that I didn’t die? Am I lucky that, compared to the other…
— Michael Thomas Ford
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Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—†Holy hypoxia, Batman.
— J R Ward
Who Wrote These Suck Quotes
401 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: