Suck Quotes

565 quotes by 401 authors

Things... well, things suck sometimes. And sometimes you can fix it. And sometimes you can't. It's just the way it is. — Elizabeth Scott
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to Ziggy. "I'll try," Ziggy said,… — Janet Evanovich
What's the big deal with France? How come everyone wants to go there? Let me tell you about France. Their music sucks. Their movies suck.… — David Levithan
He rolled his eyes. "First, my Dad's Korean and my mom was Swedish. Second, I totally suck at math. I don't like cuckoo clocks or… — Kelley Armstrong
...I normally can't stand vice-free people. They conflate a narcissistic instinct for self-preservation with moral superiority. Plus they suck the life right out of a… — Dennis Lehane
How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse? — Laini Taylor
Any tips for winning?â€ sheâ€™d asked. â€œYeah. Do what you gotta do to survive.â€ â€œThatâ€™s it? Wow. You suck at pep talks. — Gena Showalter
Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours. — Roald Dahl
You'll be found, your nickels, dimes and Indian-heads fused by electroplating. Abe Lincolns melted into Miss Columbias, eagles plucked raw on the backs of quarters,… — Ray Bradbury
The failures are not due to any injustice, but to an inner defect. It is always caused by the person himself. Yes, I know, you… — Anais Nin
Pulling out his daggers, he kept them in his sleeves, just in case he happened upon someone who wouldnâ€™t understand why a tall, dark-haired man… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Now I had seen the grief of the two strongest people I knew. And somehow, Daddy's and Edie's crying made them seem even stronger to… — Silas House
Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor — Yasmine Galenorn
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. — Bill Hicks
Mitchell Sanders was right. For the common soldier, at least, war has the feel-the spiritual texture-of a great ghostly fog, thick and permanent. There is… — Tim O'Brien
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. — Jim Butcher
So, youâ€™re hitting on Clare the Fair.â€ â€œIâ€™m not hitting on her. Iâ€™m exploring the possibility of seeing her on social terms.â€ â€œHeâ€™s hitting on… — Nora Roberts
Happiness is the most natural thing in the world when you have it, and the slowest, strangest, most impossible thing when you don't. It's like… — Dan Wells
Iâ€™ve been thinking about that ever since. Am I lucky? Am I lucky that I didnâ€™t die? Am I lucky that, compared to the other… — Michael Thomas Ford
Word of advice. These have a kick, so donâ€™t suck too hardâ€”â€ Holy hypoxia, Batman. — J R Ward

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401 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: