Suck Quotes

565 quotes by 401 authors

We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck. — Matthew Tobin Anderson
Noticing and remembering everything would trap bright scenes to light and fill the blank and darkening past which was already piling up behind me. The… — Annie Dillard
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck. — Joss Whedon
Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat? — Arthur Conan Doyle
But first, on earth as vampire sent, Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent, Then ghastly haunt thy native place, And suck the blood… — Lord Byron
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. — George Carlin
Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry — William Shakespeare
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss. — Anthony Kiedis
I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf… — John Green
Another year is fast approaching. Go be that starving artist youâ€™re afraid to be. Open up that journal and get poetic finally. Volunteer. Suck it… — Jason Mraz
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) — Greg Behrendt
Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO! Kyo: SHUT UP! I HATE THIS! DO YOU REALLY GET THAT MUCH ENJOYMENT FROM PLAYING WITH… — Natsuki Takaya
You're insane!" she shouted. "Pretty cool, huh?" "No!"Tally yelled. "Why didn't you tell me it was broken?" Shay shrugged. "More fun that way?" "More fun?"… — Scott Westerfeld
Adventures suck when you're having them. — Neil Peart
Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!! — Johnny Carson
The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide is a little… — Walker Percy
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore
There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood. — Fritz Leiber
escape from the black widow spider is a miracle as great as art. what a web she can weave slowly drawing you to her she'll… — Charles Bukowski

Who Wrote These Suck Quotes

401 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: