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Marriage Quotes by Rita Rudner
- The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend…
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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