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Low Quotes by George Carlin
- If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very…
- The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced…
- I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then…
- I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
- Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More Low Quotes
- I had some big ups and downs when I was in my 20s and the one thing I learned was, no matter… — Darren Aronofsky
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- Confronting a stadium audience, you can't see the whites of their eyes. It's just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course,… — Rowan Atkinson
- The low points I had all helped make up my character, so I probably wouldn't want to do away with them because… — Drew Barrymore
- Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of… — Henry Ward Beecher
- It wasn't glamorous in my day. In the regions, reporters were seen as such low life that they didn't merit their name… — Kate Adie
- Girls' inner critics are starting to reveal themselves at a younger and younger age. And body image issues are an aspect of… — Elizabeth Berkley
- The crisis and recession have led to very low interest rates, it is true, but these events have also destroyed jobs, hamstrung… — Ben Bernanke
- On the Internet, companies are scale businesses, characterized by high fixed costs and relatively low variable costs. You can be two sizes:… — Jeff Bezos
- Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. — Ambrose Bierce
- An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me. — Ambrose Bierce
- I believe there should be no more drama, but it's everywhere you go. It's just about how you get out. You've gotta… — Mary J. Blige