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Jay Leno has 325 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only…
• This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white…
• Ambition beats genius 99% of the time
• Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are…
• When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'
• The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can…
• As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's…
• According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for…
• You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
• According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first…
• How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
• Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.

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