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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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One can overcome the forces of negative emotions, like anger and hatred, by cultivating their counter-forces, like love and compassion.
— Dalai Lama
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We cannot hope to die peacefully if our lives have been full of violence, or if our minds have mostly been agitated…
— Dalai Lama
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So I'm not worried about the emotions I carry with me, because I'm happy that I have them; I think it's good…
— Diana Ross
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We all want to live a happy life and have a right to do so, whether through work or spiritual practice. I'm…
— Dalai Lama
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I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more…
— George Carlin
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Fear usually looks like anger.
— Krista Tippett
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Many churches are measuring the wrong things. We measure things like attendance and giving, but we should be looking at more fundamental…
— Dallas Willard
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One can overcome the forces of negative emotions, like anger and hatred, by cultivating their counterforces, like love and compassion.
— Dalai Lama
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