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Like Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the…
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
- You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
- Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
- Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will…
- The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because…
- To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.
- I like definitive things.
- Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
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