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• The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany,… — Justin Bieber
• You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from… — Walter Hagen
• Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in… — Rodney Dangerfield
• Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my… — Peter Facinelli
• I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week. — Bon Scott
• After the events of last week, I'm appalled at the standard Australia seems to be willing to accept in regards to its… — Clementine Ford
• After the terrible events of last week, there is still the shock and disbelief; there is anger; there is fear; but there… — Tony Blair
• It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and… — Lena Dunham
• Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling
• After we played Sporting last week, the lads in the dressing room talked about him constantly, and on the plane back from… — Cristiano Ronaldo
• Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing… — A J Liebling
• At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs… — David Henry

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