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- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad…
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
- We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of…
- If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
- I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know.…
- The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under our three-branch system of government, the tax…
- But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books…
- Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.
- Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.
- I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
- You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits…
- I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign…
- As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that…
- The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the…
- In the words of a very famous dead person, 'A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic…
- Why don’t you lift the end?†said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,†complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.†“No more than mine troubles…
- That is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and he’s coming for this ship now.†“And how do you know that? 
- I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and…
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