"I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank,……" — Dave Barry

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• Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads… — Russell Baker
• To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working… — Bill Bryson
• I haven't isolated myself. I am not living on a yacht somewhere. I am not tucked away or behind a… — Nicolas Cage
• I get depressed at airports. — Adam Carolla
• Every time you take a train, step into your car, walk into the shopping mall, go to the airport -… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
• I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on… — Fidel Castro
• Our borders are much too porous...We want to keep them open, but we also have to be much more careful.… — Charles Schumer
• Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done. — Unknown Author
• In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for… — Unknown Author
• I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. — Charles M. Schulz
• They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call… — George Carlin
• My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a… — Dennis Miller

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