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Kids Quotes by Steven Wright
- When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
- When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
- I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm…
- Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
- When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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