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Keep Quotes by Dave Barry
- Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
- You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other…
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.
- Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a…
- At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt…
- Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield…
- The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,…
- If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE…
- When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm…
More Keep Quotes
- Most important thing in life is to keep moving irrespective of the facts that you r hurt u r broken or betrayed… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Dreams are what keep us going when real life lets us down. — Nishan Panwar
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- You've got to keep yourself in prime physical condition, because fatigue makes cowards of us all. — Vince Lombardi
- Having the love of your life break up with you and say we can still be friends is like your dog dying… — Superman
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine