"If, when you talk to people, they keep……" — Dave Barry
"If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Advancing Quotes
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one of 183 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The age we live in is a busy age; in which knowledge is rapidly advancing towards perfection.
— Jeremy Bentham
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The McCarthy boys, at the proper moment, gave orders to fire upon the advancing enemy.
— Buffalo Bill
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To send humans back to the moon would not be advancing. It would be more than 50 years after the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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Imperfection clings to a person, and if they wait till they are brushed off entirely, they would spin for ever…
— Thomas Carlyle
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Dignity does not come from avenging insults, especially from violence that can never be justified. It comes from taking responsibility…
— Hillary Clinton
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It turns out that advancing equal opportunity and economic empowerment is both morally right and good economics, because discrimination, poverty…
— William J. Clinton
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Come with me into the woods where spring is advancing, as it does, no matter what, not being singular or…
— Mary Oliver
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...the mayor should not be advancing a policy that encourages [illegal] immigrants to think of New York City as their…
— Ed Koch
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The EU and the U.S. often work together to develop international standards. This is the case in fighting terrorism and…
— John Bruton
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""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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I look to the diffusion of light and education as the resource most to be relied on for ameliorating the…
— Thomas Jefferson
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The General who in advancing does not seek personal fame, and in withdrawing is not concerned with avoiding punishment, but…
— Sun Tzu
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