Joke Quotes

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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I always joke about letting the haters motivate you. Everybody has that in their life, people who doubt them or make them feel less than… — Jennifer Lopez
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. — H P Lovecraft
When we're on set, we kind of joke around, and when we're rehearsing, we change up the scenes and make each other laugh. We lighten… — Kellan Lutz
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do… — Bernie Mac
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald
Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it. — Chris Martin
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people… — Demetri Martin
I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it. — Steve Martin
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast… — Herman Melville
Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing. — W S Merwin
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. — Spike Milligan
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I… — David Mitchell
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for… — Alanis Morissette
In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you… — Bill Murray
Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for… — Willie Nelson
When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the… — Bob Newhart
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. — George Orwell
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell
When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a… — Bill Parcells
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices. — Dave Pelzer
I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the time I was… — Matthew Perry
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show. — Michael Phelps
I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said… — Joaquin Phoenix

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