"I always told everybody the perfect joke would……" — Norm MacDonald

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• My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.' — Sandra Bullock
• When I was growing up, my parents always told me that I had to do what I thought was right… — Hillary Clinton
• Twenty or thirty years ago, in the army, we had a lot of obscure adventures, and years later we tell… — Vaclav Havel
• And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will… — Betty Ford
• My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait." — Judy Tenuta
• In fact, my mom always told me because I was the daughter of an Army officer born overseas in Paris,… — Karen Hughes
• I've been very blessed. My parents always told me I could be anything I wanted. When you grow up in… — Ricky Schroder
• I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always… — Joe Louis
• My mom always told me that if you work hard, you can achieve anything. And it's true. It's one of… — Jennifer Lopez
• I am an unconventional beauty. I grew up in a high school where if you didn't have a nose job… — Lea Michele
• My mother always told me that no matter how late it is, you take your makeup off. Take it off! — Catherine Zeta-Jones
• I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth. — Jack Nicholson

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