Joke Quotes

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Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. — Jennifer Saunders
Growing up, I was watched by my parents and strongly critiqued. Instead of saying they loved me or showing physical attention, they would joke that… — Neil Strauss
I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the… — Yulia Tymoshenko
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like… — Alan Vega
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke. — Benjamin Walker
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. — Laura Wade
The coming-of-age story has sort of become a joke. It's something to capitalize on, and that is painful because when you are coming of age… — Mae Whitman
As reporters in State College, there was a joke. We used to call Penn State, the Kremlin. — Rodney Erickson
I don't like to joke about dating. — Jen Kirkman
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not… — Jen Kirkman
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. — J. R. Martinez
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool,… — Cristin Milioti
To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and… — Elisabeth Moss
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke… — Sylvester McCoy
To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale. — Ian MacKaye
I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback. — Merritt Wever
Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they're writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can't hold… — Paul Fussell
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a… — Aziz Ansari
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about… — Aziz Ansari
Yes, we were amazed when that happened. It was a real joke to us. Konrad Lueg and I did a Happening, and we used the… — Gerhard Richter
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try… — Mark Twain
I am never happy when I finish a book. I always start feeling good, and then I get to about Page 75 and start losing… — Sarah Dessen
My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer
I tell you it's no joke to paint a portrait. I wonder that I am not more timid when I begin. I feel almost certain… — William Morris Hunt
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. — Louise Erdrich

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