"After you do a joke a few times,……" — Aziz Ansari

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• None of God's Creatures absolutely consider'd are in their own Nature Contemptible; the meanest Fly, the poorest Insect has its… — Mary Astell
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• It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially. — Lauren Bacall
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• Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. — Lord Acton
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• When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have… — Amy Adams
• Look, I've got incredible pride for my family. I've absolutely fallen into that cliche of a dad who could just… — Christian Bale

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