Joke Quotes

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Skid rizzie ain't no joke. — Big Black
The fact that gay marriage isnt legal everywhere at this point is a joke. But there are things now that you never thought would have… — Adam Levine
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, oh wait, I did x) — Rachel
I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the Governor and her family and everybody else… — David Letterman
Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy… — David Letterman
It's nice to recall our mistakes in the past. Joke about real life, punch lines, and laugh about our dumb old selves. Because remembering how… — Pacifiersucker
My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality.… — Unknown Author
Fake friends are like actors, they will laugh and joke with you til they hear cut and then later they will talk about you behind… — Rasheed Bryant
What keeps me grounded is my friends and family and being able to joke around and have a sense of humor. They laugh at me… — Leonardo DiCaprio
If you're not going to give a smile, you can not, some lukewarm, if it is not possible to hear a joke! Said:You also can… — Mak_786
Men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate
What a nice joke on the back of the arms to the promise of peace — Mak_786
It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on a girl's futon… — Zach Galifianakis
When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as a joke. But, when your time is bad even your jokes are noticed as mistakes. — Pacifiersucker
I can't seem to filter myself ever. I used to say when I first started, the unspoken rule was 'no cancer, no AIDS.' But then… — Kathy Griffin
I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If… — Charlie Day
LIFE IS NOT LIKE A TEST IN SCHOOL YOU CAN NOT JUST ERASE YOUR MISTAKES YOU HAVE TO LEARN FROM THEM AND REMEMBER THAT LIFE… — Priscilla Fernandez
What are your troubles are, the whether you love me. They have good humor. But I am not a joke — Mak_786
Showbiz sucks...it's ridiculous, it's funny and it's all a joke. There are more interesting things to talk about than my hair colour, who I am… — Joss Stone
Laugh about your mistakes, but, learn from them. Joke over you troubles, but, gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them.… — Justice Cabral

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