Joke Quotes

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The greatest way to make something so secret. Is to completely shut it out of popular opinion, then the word merely becomes a psychotic joke. — Jeremy Limn
I have a friend who people always bully her with words. Luckily not physically, but people always say really horrible things about her. And when… — Alexa Michalec
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk
A True Friend is one who'll laugh in front of you when you're in a position to cry. — Raghav Singh
To ease the pain, you have to learn to use what cost your a pain and turn it to a joke that makes you smile. — Simphiwe Ntuli
A lot of people dont get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means not funny, but it also means Im… — Jhiess Krieg
I would rather wake up with hope or keep sleeping. — Terry Mark
To day I can see what I have never seen before to day is the day I saw me . Yes me but who was… — ElizaMendoza707
Ist sad how ur love use to laugh and joke around u but after they found out there enemy to u and ur just like… — Shabana
Life is the comedian and we're the joke. — Jeremy Limn
Some days hurt more than others. Some days I strive to ignore the voices in my head telling me that ill never be good enough.… — Nicole Burgess
I laugh harder with you .i feel more myself with you. I trust you with e the real me when something goes wrong or right,… — Unknown Author
When you have heavenly backup, earthly horrors are a joke. — Jeromy Shingongo
Okay one day fell in love with a niggah who play. no joke heart broke. fell in love with a niggah whos smoke.Used to be… — Gemifly
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually,… — Diana Wynne Jones
You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space,… — Marcia Gay Harden
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a… — James Humes
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's… — Sarah Michelle Gellar
Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system,… — Ron Bloom
I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't… — Shannen Doherty

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